Ferrari Mailing List: Re: Matt Rolloff's DUI - any lawyers around?

[Doug and Terri Anderson (dnt]

So that's what happened to da plane, eh Boss?
DOUG

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To: "DOUG" <dnt [at] dock.net>
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Sent: Tuesday, March 11, 2008 4:36 AM
Subject: Re: [Ferrari] Matt Rolloff's DUI - any lawyers around?


> Speaking of dwarfs, I met Tattoo of 'Fantasy' Island once while working 
> for Hearst, out in the San Fernando Valley. A sad story, believe me. 
> Norman Lear was casting the show, and one of his usual suspects found this 
> little French dwarf, Herve,?in some Hollywood flop-house, not a dime to 
> his name.
>
> He was really smart, talented, and could remember his lines, so he was 
> hired for $25K a week. All went well for Herve until he started thinking 
> with the wrong head, and met this 6'1" beautiful brunette. They were 
> married a few weeks later. He was really in 'love.'
>
> Once she was his wife, she convinced him that $25K a week was an insult to 
> him,?his family, and he was worth double that, as he was really the 
> co-star.?So, he?started hounding Lear for more money and finally walked 
> off the set, saying that the show would fold without him, and he wouldn't 
> come back for less than $50k a week.
>
> Lear fired him, almost on the spot and wrote him out of the show. That was 
> the last real gig that Herve ever had. His beloved wife then promptly 
> dumped his sorry French ass, divorced him and got almost all his money in 
> the settlement. (why do this sound so familiar?)
>
> Anyway, the reason that I met poor Herve was that he came into one of the 
> newspapers that I was helping run, distributed to Toluca Lake, where Bob 
> Hope and many Hollywood stars lived and took out a full page ad,?saying 
> that the happy couple had had a 'tiff,' but were back together again, and 
> will live happily ever after. It even had a large photo of the marriage 
> ceremony, with Herve standing there, big smile on his face, almost 
> reaching up to her rib-cage.
>
> A day after the paper came out, who should storm into the newspaper 
> office, but the ex-Mrs. Herve, shaking a copy of the?ad in her hand, 
> wanting to see Mr. Hearst. Pissed-off isn't strong enough for her mood. 
> She screamed that if we didn't run a BIG front page retraction and 
> apology, that, by God, she'd own this newspaper next week. (her words!)?
>
> The upshot, you ask? Well, the ad salesman was fired, we did run a nice 
> reteaction on the front page, and poor little Herve, who really was a nice 
> guy, when out to?his poolside patio on a beautiful star lit night, drank 
> half a bottle of his beloved Moet Brut, lit up a big Havana ... and blew 
> his brains all over the patio. End of story.
>
> Ya know, sometimes life just ain't fair.? --? Yer pal, Ferrari Bubba
>
>
>
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> Subject: Re: [Ferrari] Matt Rolloff's DUI - any lawyers around?
>
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>
> > Uh, who is Matt Rolloff?
> > Hans.
>
> Local dwarf tv celeb 'Little People-Big World'
>
> Now starting to wonder what happened to Dog Chapman.
>
>
>
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