Ferrari Mailing List: Re: Matt Rolloff's DUI - any lawyers around?

[LarryT (l02turner]

The plane crashed and now appears in The Survivors. ;-)

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----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Doug and Terri Anderson" <dnt [at] dock.net>
To: "Larry Turner" <l02turner [at] comcast.net>
Cc: "The FerrariList" <ferrari [at] ferrarilist.com>
Sent: Tuesday, March 11, 2008 10:00 AM
Subject: Re: [Ferrari] Matt Rolloff's DUI - any lawyers around?


> So that's what happened to da plane, eh Boss?
> DOUG
>
> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: <red5hilser [at] aol.com>
> To: "DOUG" <dnt [at] dock.net>
> Cc: "The FerrariList" <ferrari [at] ferrarilist.com>
> Sent: Tuesday, March 11, 2008 4:36 AM
> Subject: Re: [Ferrari] Matt Rolloff's DUI - any lawyers around?
>
>
> > Speaking of dwarfs, I met Tattoo of 'Fantasy' Island once while working
> > for Hearst, out in the San Fernando Valley. A sad story, believe me.
> > Norman Lear was casting the show, and one of his usual suspects found 
> > this
> > little French dwarf, Herve,?in some Hollywood flop-house, not a dime to
> > his name.
> >
> > He was really smart, talented, and could remember his lines, so he was
> > hired for $25K a week. All went well for Herve until he started thinking
> > with the wrong head, and met this 6'1" beautiful brunette. They were
> > married a few weeks later. He was really in 'love.'
> >
> > Once she was his wife, she convinced him that $25K a week was an insult 
> > to
> > him,?his family, and he was worth double that, as he was really the
> > co-star.?So, he?started hounding Lear for more money and finally walked
> > off the set, saying that the show would fold without him, and he wouldn't
> > come back for less than $50k a week.
> >
> > Lear fired him, almost on the spot and wrote him out of the show. That 
> > was
> > the last real gig that Herve ever had. His beloved wife then promptly
> > dumped his sorry French ass, divorced him and got almost all his money in
> > the settlement. (why do this sound so familiar?)
> >
> > Anyway, the reason that I met poor Herve was that he came into one of the
> > newspapers that I was helping run, distributed to Toluca Lake, where Bob
> > Hope and many Hollywood stars lived and took out a full page ad,?saying
> > that the happy couple had had a 'tiff,' but were back together again, and
> > will live happily ever after. It even had a large photo of the marriage
> > ceremony, with Herve standing there, big smile on his face, almost
> > reaching up to her rib-cage.
> >
> > A day after the paper came out, who should storm into the newspaper
> > office, but the ex-Mrs. Herve, shaking a copy of the?ad in her hand,
> > wanting to see Mr. Hearst. Pissed-off isn't strong enough for her mood.
> > She screamed that if we didn't run a BIG front page retraction and
> > apology, that, by God, she'd own this newspaper next week. (her words!)?
> >
> > The upshot, you ask? Well, the ad salesman was fired, we did run a nice
> > reteaction on the front page, and poor little Herve, who really was a 
> > nice
> > guy, when out to?his poolside patio on a beautiful star lit night, drank
> > half a bottle of his beloved Moet Brut, lit up a big Havana ... and blew
> > his brains all over the patio. End of story.
> >
> > Ya know, sometimes life just ain't fair.? --? Yer pal, Ferrari Bubba
> >
> >
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> >
> > Subject: Re: [Ferrari] Matt Rolloff's DUI - any lawyers around?
> >
> >
> >
> > > Uh, who is Matt Rolloff?
> > > Hans.
> >
> > Local dwarf tv celeb 'Little People-Big World'
> >
> > Now starting to wonder what happened to Dog Chapman.
> >
> >
> >
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